To the birthday boy at the office:
NO! I DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR GAWDAMN BIRTHDAY GIFT.
FERFUCKSSAKES!
I made up my mind to start this blog, as a final resort against total insanity. I figure maybe, if I actually keep note of everything inside, it might make more sense, or even better - disappear into the e-world, never to be heard of - or felt - again. So that's what this is, my attempt at sanity.